£1 First Month!

3 Days Left To Claim!!!

Hello people the ads reach.

Our accounts manager is on holiday. We have no idea what we're doing.

She's the only one who knows how the pricing system works, and is currently on a beach somewhere nice ignoring her emails. So until she's back, we're doing pricing by vibes only.

Current vibe: £1 for your first month.

Full access. All classes. All equipment. Zero supervision. Someone's probably going to get in trouble for this (Hopefully not me) but by the time she's back and finds out, you'll already have a killer first month behind you.

Act fast, she's back in 2 weeks and we suspect she has spreadsheets...

£1 first month. While the boss isn't looking.